Boredom Wood

What is Boredom Wood?


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When a guy gets a "Boner" in the middle of the day for no reason. Without having any sexual contact with someone from the opposite sex or without having any sexual thoughts at all.

A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.

When your sitting in the middle of class and your learning about some boring bullshit and out of no where you noice yourself getting a "hard on" and you cant control it and then you wonder if anyone else is noticing it. This will commonly be known as "Boredom Wood" from now on.

When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.

See wood, boner, hard


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