What is Borf?
1.
An alias for a brilliant
The cafe wall got Borf-ed last night.
"Borf writes letters to your children."
Did you see Borf's latest work?
2.
An
"Dude, that chick is totally blowing up my junk. She wants to borf me."
"Angelina Jolie? I would totally borf the hell out of her..."
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3.
Borf is everything.
Borf is anything.
Borf is good.
Borf is bad.
Borf is whatever you want it to be.
This entry is Borf.
"She's Borf!" Shes Fit/ugly/ anything!
"This is Borf" This is boring/fun/ anything!
"I'd Borf That!!!" I'd shag/hit/pull that
"BORFBORFBORF" Show of anger/disgust/happiness
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4.
In some cases, borf can be a insult to someone. Recent usage of the word has included the definition as being "every disgusting adjective you could ever think of, and put it in front of penis."
It could also be used as a verb by "disconnecting someone from a system with warning". You can also be "borfed" from software dropping carrier due to a bug.
The origin of the word is unknown but it has been used since at least 1982.
Verb: You got borfed!
Insult: You're a morbidly obese borf!
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5.
The LOOSE expulsion of gas through the anal or vaganal passage. Usually the opposite of a sbd (silent but deadly) these sometimes have the ability to be EXPLOSIVE. So look out!
"HOLY CRAP! I JUST BORFED!" yelled Michael
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6.
A mental state, usually achieved by a spiritual nirvana when meditating using Hentai Manga, pr0n movies, pr0n pictures, Hentai Movies and Pedophilia..
Borf literally means "A-man-that-surpassed-pervertism", or "He-who-can-get-stiff-over-a-box-of-cheese"... In one word, awful =
Lord of Perverts, hentai King, Kama Sutra.
7.
another word used for fuck or any derogatory term
used by nick and james
last night i borfed that chick so hard i flooded the bedroom
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