Borgism

What is Borgism?


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A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.

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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.

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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!

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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

See Cortana Dragoon


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