Borgism

What is Borgism?

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.

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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.

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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!

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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

See Cortana Dragoon

Fat Lady Shuffle

1. The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet. At the wedding receptio..

Zope

1. To be gigafied beyond all belief. After we saw that gigabuck I turned into a Zope See zope, giga, jeb, john, franklin 2. to have rag..

Funbogulate

1. Fun-bog-U-late - Is to take a poo/shit/crap/slam or to vomit/throw up. 1 - "Hurry, I need to Funbogulate (take a shit)" 2 - ..

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