Borgism

What is Borgism?

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.

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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.

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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!

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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

See Cortana Dragoon

Fudacious

1. wonderfulfruitfulexcitingfreacking awsome "Thanks! And have a fudacious Day!" "So was your date with Sandy fudacious?&..

Arsehead

1. Someone who is unmeaningly malicious. The are not quite qualified enough to be an arsehole. Someone displaying this particular trait is..

Mac-n-crack

1. eating macaroni and cheese on top of crackers instead of with a spoon or fork. Were going to go to my house to make some mac-n-crack. ..

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