Borgism

What is Borgism?

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.

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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.

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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.

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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!

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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

See Cortana Dragoon

Zhooted

1. Getting high, smoking marijuana. I'm zhooted, want to get zhooted? etc. See to get high 2. Getting high, smoking marijuana. I&..

Porn On Ice

1. Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality. Man, i rea..

Oockie

1. another way of saying yuck have u seen the lime green car? " ya, so oockie!!" way to pronounce it:- as if you're sayin..

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