Boringasm

What is Boringasm?


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To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

See sorry, lame, lameass, loser, drag, shittard, pussy, suckaface, biotch


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