What is Boris?
1.
A person of russian descent with little or no education with horselike facial features.
Slang term from the Brighton Beach area of Brooklyn.
I went to the grocery store today and this boris was in line in front of me.
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2.
A kickass metal band from Japan alternating between drone, sludge, stoner rock, groove metal, and sometimes hardcore. They have a shitload of albums, splits, eps, and collaborations with other bands. Not a pussy band like popular
Fuck j-rock! Boris kicks ass!
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3.
the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck
steve"let's go play with boris!"
kids" -.- "
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4.
A person who is prone to making ridiculously stupid mistakes that is laughable to an ordinary human.
"That Ramwell sure is a Boris"
"man, i'm so sorry for borising out at your grandfathers funeral"
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5.
to take a poop.
i need to hang a 'boris'.
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6.
"To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.
"Look at him, he did a boris".
"Oh, is he doing the boris again?"
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7.
1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)
2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.
(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)
Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("
Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"
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