Boris Johnson

What is Boris Johnson?


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1. Buffoon

2. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, British Member of Parliamentfor Henley on Thames, known for his famous snow white hair. Born in New York, Boris was elected as an MPfor the Conservative Party in 2001. He has been described as a "bumbling buffoon" by Paul Merton on Have I Got News For You and it is a mystery to many how he manages to remain in parliament. He is the shadow minister for education and once had a feud with the city of Liverpoolforcing him to appologise publicaly there once. Noneverthe less Boris continues to entertain the great British public with his antics and amusing speeches.

Boris Johnson: (Whilst speaking about the governments evidence for the Iraq War)"An inverted pyramid of piffle"

Boris Johnson: (On the Tory Party) "The Tory Party - the funkiest, most jiving Party on Earth!"

Boris Johnson: (Tory Party promise) "Coconuts from the party that keeps its promises!"

See mp, politician, conservative party, tory, liverpool

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A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

See bj, bojo, blowjob, head


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