Bork

What is Bork?


1.

Irreversibly damaged.

My soundcard is borked.

2.

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

3.

to have one's character assasinated;

as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.

You sure got borked on that deal.

4.

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

Bork Bork Bork Bork!

- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

See kristyvictoria

5.

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for

'away'; used by the Swedish Chefwhen

he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to

sound as if the Swedish Chefwas

saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech

into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:

"Welcome to Wikipedia,

the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

2,602,815 articles in English"

"Borked" Text:

"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,

zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.

2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

See bork

6.

To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...

"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"

See broken, bricked, broke, break, borken

7.

to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night

Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.

See lee, matt, bork, goon, squad


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