Born Again

What is Born Again?


1.

A reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.

When Ann Coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to hell, she stated, "I can make up anything I want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates I will be born again"

2.

One that hasn't had sexual intercourse with another person for a lapsed period of one year (12 months).

Basically to be a "born again virgin" usually not by choice.

Steve: How long has it been for you John?

John: Uh.. about a year.

Steve: Haha! You're a born again

Sue: What a loser.

See born again, virgin, pussy, loser, lonely, meat head

3.

To be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.

John 3:3 - Jesus answered and said unto him, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."


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