Born-again Christian

What is Born-again Christian?


1.

born again christians are the sect of christianty for people who fucked it up the first time around. They believe that redemption will come from following the bible more literally than god would ever wish, to the point which their ideology becomes culty and near immoral. born-agains are extremely hypocritical and their misuse of god's texts and discriminitory views give Christianity a bad name. Ironically, it is these people who preach their superiority that are the biggest jack-asses. And then they have the nerve to look you in the face, after they have just finished bad mouthing gays and other religions, and preach the superiority of their ideology.

born-again: omg i hate her...anways you shoudl really accept jesus in your heart...

woah dont get all born-again on me- or god will take away your soul

2.

born-again christians are people who have found god later in life. This results in a strict holyer-than-thou adherence to a culty faction of the relgion rather than worrying about being a good person. One does not have to be a good person to be a great born-again christian, in fact it is a trademark of the group. born-agains, for people who cant distinguish (between them and the good followers of christ) give other christians a bad name.

* born-again is also used to describe someone with the annoyingly hypocritical born-again behaviors.

the name born-again implies they already fucked up the relgion once...shoudl they really get anouther chance to make it even worse?

* born-again: Gay people are bad...pray that god will change them.

person: what?

born-again: oh and jews are going to hell...help them accept jesus.

person: huh? stop preaching

born-again: hurry its prayr group time...i have some great new gossip

person: dude what the hell- your going major born-again on me!

See nobody

3.

A phrase that is derived from the gospel of John:

John 3:5-8 "Jesus answered, "I tell you the truth, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless he is born of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. You should not be surprised at my saying, 'You must be born again.' The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."

Many of our nation's leaders have been born-again Christians.

4.

usually a poor little white guy in a prison that became someones bitch and decided that they "found jesus" so that they could possibly get out sooner.

damn... that skinhead from american history x should have said he was a born again christian, they might have let him out sooner and the P0Zer nazi wouldnt have made him his bitch.


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