Borny

What is Borny?


1.

The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone

"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."

2.

"borny" - adj. Simultaneously bored and horny, in a manner that tends to cloud judgment.

I was completely borny, so I bought a triple-size dildo to see what I could do with it...

See bored, horny, contraction, funny, humor, blah

3.

Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.

I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

See bored, horny, sluttastic, poker face, sexually frustrated

4.

To be bored and horny at the same time.

I was borny last night,so I looked at porn.

See bored, horny, sex, porn, tired

5.

The feeling of when you want sexy time so bad... but ur on your own with nothing to do... and cant be arsed to do anything anyway!

Tasha was bored and horny, so was james. unfortunately both as lazy as each other .. resulting in major borny -ness!!!

See gay, lame, anal, bored, horny

6.

Bored + horny.

"Why did you sleep with that guy?" "I don't know, guess I was just borny."

See bored, horny, sex, bornee

7.

When someone is acting lame and it just makes you so sick that instead of calling them corny you call them borny, believed to be originated in New York somewhere.

Telephone call:

Sharolaid: Hello!?

Katie: Umm hi?

Sharolaid: Umm bitch you borny BYE!

-or-

Josh: Why did Moeisha skip class today, she is so borny...

See lame, white, bloods, crips, new york


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