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the art of making what you're doing look better than what yuo're supposed to be doing.
I went for a walk instead of cleanin t..
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A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volc..
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When you pee and your pee stream divides into two separate streams.
Dudeman: Why did you piss on the toilet seat?!
Personguy: Sorry, I..