Borowski

What is Borowski?


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It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:

A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)

B.) Whiskey dick

C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue

D.) She turns out to be he

Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.

Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"

Derek: "Oh man don't even "

Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"

Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"

See cleveland, cleveland indians, borowski, date, whiskey dick


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