Bort Edit Meaning

1.

A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.

"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"

2.

An outlandish call to point out an obese person.

(Similar to the call of a whale)

A perfect example would be riding the back of the school bus and one of your friends points out a fat lady, you stick your head out the window and yell (Mimicking the call of a whale)- Bort

ie. Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!

See boort, booort

3.

Bort is the act of placing the beer can ontop of the womans lower back while having sexual intercoursewith your female partner for stimulation purposes. (does not work with homosexuals)

Australian men have mastered this technique and have been practicing it for hundreds of years

"I heard you pulled a bort on her last night"

"I wish I knew how to bort!"

"Yes young padawan, it is true I have mastered the technique of bort, I have released its true potential...last night with your mother"

See bort, master, sex, beer, padawan, intercourse, doggy style

4.

An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).

That bort smells nasty!

Ewww, what a bort!

I think I let a bort.

See Celton

5.

(BORT), pl. "bort"

An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.

Game show host: You just won a PS3!

you: mmmmmBORT!!!!

Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.

See bort, bart, shpnxin, exclamation, happy

6.

a Russian word, denoting "Bureau Number", or construction number. Used to identify military aircraft.

I watched the SU-27 rip across the sky, and marveled at the power of Bort-34's engines.

7.

Bort is a word used by anti-abortionists for pro-abortionists who are outside abortion clinics to stop anti-abortionists from talking to women going into the abortion clinics. The word 'bort' is a contraction of 'pro-abortionist' also called 'pro-abort'. The word 'bort' can be used for anyone that is pro-abortion, but is generally confined to those outside the abortion mills.

"That girl wanted to talk with me about her options, but that bort dragged her into the abortion clinic."

See abortion, clinic, pro-choice, pro-life