What is Bortloaf?
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Meatloaf with mayonnaise pasted onto it with a dirty paintbrush, usually done by gothic people during their gay & stupid satanic sacrifices involving wearing black nailpolish and maiming babies souls.
I slopped mayonnaise all over my meatloaf with a dirty paintbrush & ate it all up. Everyone enjoyed my bortloaf that night casue there were NO leftovers
Random Words:
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..
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(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
See Kung-Fu Jesus..
