What is Bortloaf?
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Meatloaf with mayonnaise pasted onto it with a dirty paintbrush, usually done by gothic people during their gay & stupid satanic sacrifices involving wearing black nailpolish and maiming babies souls.
I slopped mayonnaise all over my meatloaf with a dirty paintbrush & ate it all up. Everyone enjoyed my bortloaf that night casue there were NO leftovers
Random Words:
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The result of space-dockinggone horribly wrong.
"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"
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A euphamism for Getting High, Fucking, or doing anything you would prefer not to tell people about.
Mom: Where are you going with her?
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