What is Bortloaf?
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Meatloaf with mayonnaise pasted onto it with a dirty paintbrush, usually done by gothic people during their gay & stupid satanic sacrifices involving wearing black nailpolish and maiming babies souls.
I slopped mayonnaise all over my meatloaf with a dirty paintbrush & ate it all up. Everyone enjoyed my bortloaf that night casue there were NO leftovers
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