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when given the choice of one or more restaurants to go to, and you choose one, but soon wish you had chosen something else.
Guy 1: Dude..
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A clean pussy that uses less energy. A zero carbon footprint pussy.
I'm such a treehugger I don't fuck anything but environm..
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The sudden realization of understanding a quote.
Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.
David: Wait what?
Jeff: ...
David: Ohhhhh..