Bossrito

What is Bossrito?


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The ultimate burrito. A bossrito can only be made by a man. A bossrito is made of the finest ingredients available at any given time in a bachelor's house. Women dare not attempt to eat a bossrito, for they are inedible to women.

Matt: "Hey dude, what we eat?"

Steve: "I dont know dude."

Matt: "How about a bossrito?"

Steve: "Mmmm, sounds tasty."

Matt: "Dont make me kill you."

Steve: "What you say? Shiggity Shiggity Shwa."

Matt: "How are chu doin big mang?"

Steve: "I have bubbly guts, but I'm ok."

Matt: "Do you want me to give you spirit fingers?"

Steve: "Please do."

Matt & Steve: "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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