Boston Massacre

What is Boston Massacre?


1.

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

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2.

Overly publicized snowball fight in colonial America where a kid made fun of the Brits.

Did you know in the Boston Massacre only like 4 people were killed?

See boston, massacre, snowball fight, snow, british, winter, america, colonial, brits

3.

1.the hilarious killing of only a few idiots

2.Immense propaganda by Paul Revere

3. The Mets/ Red Sox World Series

the boston massacre is just bullsh*t


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