What is Boston Pizza?
1.
A verb, meaning to tell someone they're hired, then when they show up for work or ask for their schedule, you dick them around and tell them you'll call them back later with shifts but you never do.
1. "hey, so I heard you got hired at Bluenotes, how is that going?"
"Oh, they are totally boston pizzaing me and told me they would give me a call when they have shifts for me....but it's been a whole month now"
2. "So I don't think we have an opening for that new guy we hired...."
"Oh, it's okay, we can just boston pizza him."
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2.
One place you should never, EVER eat in. I went there with some friends and ended up waiting for 35 fucking minutes, which wouldnt make any sense because only one person was in there. So we order our drinks first, and then the guy gives us the goddamn check instead of the menu. So we just left and ordered take-out.
Waitor: welcome to boston pizza, please wait in line, we are crowded.
Me: theres one person in there!
Waitor: (closes the door), Now we are.
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