What is Boston Slutmonkey?
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The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.
My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.
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An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.
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