What is Boston Slutmonkey?
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The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.
My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.
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The merch booth is the place a concert goer go to hang out if:
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
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The most versatile joke on Earth.
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
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