What is Boston Toolbox?
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A post-intercourse act of straightening the pubic hair of one's lover with a flat iron. Used as a sign of affection and contentment with the sex.
Take a peak; I was so good in bed that Sam gave me a Boston Toolbox! My pubes are so straight you're gay in comparison.
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