Bot Edit Meaning

1.

1. Simple computer program used to perform highly repetitive operations, e.g. trawling websites to collect email addresses.

2. Computer program run concurrently with an online game to give the player an unfair advantage. Bots may alter the game environment, boost the abilities of the player's character or hinder opponents. Writing bots requires a great deal of skill; using them almost none.

"So you're using an aimbot... and he's using an aimbot... if you're both going to cheat, why bother to play?"

"Just to show that I cheat better than him."

See shoggoth

2.

Things on instant messanger programs that try to act like stupid girls who give you links to pay porn sites. Usually are hella annoying and repeat everything over and over again

Hotchickee45: Hey Guys wanna see me play with myself and my freinds? CLICK HERE! ill be waiting..

xcopcv22: fuck you bot

Hotchickee45: Hey Guys wanna see me play with myself and my freinds? CLICK HERE! ill be waiting..

devilinmypants4: stupid bot

Hotchickee45: Hey Guys wanna see me play with myself and my freinds? CLICK HERE! ill be waiting..

serveme1: STFU FUCKING BOT!

3.

A program that runs autonomously, and which performs repetitive and/or remotely-controlled tasks, from very simple IRC commands to incredibly complex online game manipulation.

A program that behaves and interacts with other programs as if it were a user.

Short for 'robot', specifically a cyber-robot, almost exclusively used on the internet.

I set up a bot to keep spammers out of the e-group.

4.

Short for robot. An automated machine or computer program designed to perform a specific task with little or no human direction. Unfortunately, also the means by which half of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are sent to Quality Control.

So far, we've had DenBot, UrbanBot, Cracka Killa Bot, X-Bot, l337b0t, ÜberBot, and a few anonymous bots. UD really needs to keep these idiots in check.

5.

bot is a euphemism for blowjob which is commonly used as an interjection.

history: legend has it that this term came (no pun intended)to be one day when mike and danny were in their early teens. they had witnessed a woman giving head to a guy and every time she thrust down to suck, it sounded like she was saying bot. this sound was due to tipshaft tonsil singularity effect which is when the downstroke sucking causes a vacuum and is later broken on the upstroke when the woman needed to breathe. as soon as mike & danny witnessed this vile act, they started laughing their asses off and kept repeating the word. during their years (in the late 90's) at chaminade college high school in toronto ontario, they frequently used the word as an expletive and greeting to fellow students, faculty, clergymen, females, stray animals, and trees.

recently quack doctors have pseudoscientifically proven that bot is uttered as a defence mechanism in relation to stress by mongolian goose bats. it is also proven to be a mating call for hens and various avifauna such as canadian geese. it has also been shown to cure restless leg syndrome in rats. if you see a rat with jittery legs, you scream bot at it really loud and it stops.

while saying the word "BOT", you must cock your head back and forth like a chicken emulating a blow job. you must also smack your lips on the "B" and legenthen the "O".

the word bot is commonly used as an interjection. here are some examples of when bot comes in to use:

-as a greeting : BOT

-while in the presence of your friends mom: when she turns her head away, you look at your friend and say bot. said friend will get pissed off because you are implying that his mom will either give you a blow job or that she is blow job material.

-when a pack of attractive females walk by: you utter the phrase gyzm bot bot.

-when you don't know the lyrics to a song: you substitute all the words with bot. this way you don't look stupid.

-when you drink water contaminated with lead and your IQ drops ten points, you repeat the word bot for hours. this is a replication of the head trauma caused by blow jobs - to both parties!

-the word bot can be repeated while running nude down a hallway with peanut butter smeared all over your body.

-when something is surreal and zen, if there are no words to explain the feeling, guess what! you say bot.

-while taking exams and the room is quiet, when nobody's looking, you can yell bot really quickly to measure the reverberation of the room. if you get caught, you can say it

is part of the physics section on the exam.

-if you go to confession and are either to embarrassed to say blow job or afraid that you will give your priest a boner and he will molest you, you can use bot as an euphemism. it's okay because god understands.

-if a crow is crowing and becoming annoying, you can repeatedly scream bot at it like a shouting match.

-if a dog is chasing you, you turn around quickly and scream bot at it and then you chase the dog.

-if you're bored, if there's an awkward pause in a conversation, you say bot.

-you refer to a person that repeatedly uses the word bot as a "botter".

-when they take you away in a straight-jacket, you scream bot over and over.

See blow job, giving head, chaminade, sound, knob job, interjection, greeting

6.

In my definition, a bot is a program specifically designed to automatically play a game for the owner. If you have ever played a popular game, you have probably seen some (or maybe you didnt realzie they were bots).

Lineage 2is my favorite game, but you have several types of players. Otakus, Hardcore, newbies, and cheaters. Otakus play the game religiously for 16 hours a day. Often because a game may support a fetish like anime. They are generally helpful because they are incredible lonely in real life. Hardcore players also level quickly like the otaku, but they can afford to kill anyone who is weaker then them. They generally have a small social life because instead of chatting around with newbies, they are grinding for a new level. The newbies are people who simply cant understand the game. They are constantly bugging Otakus or other newbies for help, money, or tips. They generally quit after a month or continue on to be one of the other 3. The cheaters are like the Otaku or Hardcore, the only difference is they dont work for their levels. They have a program, or bot, that levels them faster, longer, and more effeciently then either of the other 3. This last group is obviously the most intelligent.

Cheater 1: W00t! my account has been botted since closed beta and I am still not banned. Now I kill newbies all day.

Cheater 2: Harsh dude, but those farmer bots have really got you outdone.

Cheater 1: I would report them to a GM, but you never know if they are feeding their family off their botted income.

7.

Originating from robot. Bots are a type of SPAM. It is usually an advertisement or some other device that impersonates a human in order to promote a commercial interest. Usually they are found on places like myspace, aim, aol, and other public chat/meeting sites, they usually pretend to be hot girls and tell desperate guys to go to visit my webcam at xxx. It is not a real person, some are now using AIM also which they use automated replys to advertise their site. It is also becoming popular to advertise get-rich schemes. Sometimes its hard to tell if it is a bot.

EXAMPLE OF A BOTS PROFILE:

Hi i am Jenny, I love puppys, hanging out with ugly guys who cant get any action and I agree with anything you say! I LOVE GIRL on GIRL action. CLICK HERE TO SEE MY PICS HEHEHEH

See advertisement, spam, robot, program, horny, porn