Botched Mitzvah

What is Botched Mitzvah?


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A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

See bar mitzvah, jewish, party, religion


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