Bottle Opener

What is Bottle Opener?


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The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.

The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...

Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"

Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"

Jake: "You wonky bollocksbastard!"

See beer, bottle, twatface


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