Bottle Run

What is Bottle Run?


1.

To walk casually into the alcohol aisle of any grocery store and proceed to take a bottle, usually Jack Daniels, and walk out of the store like nothing happened. A variation can be done with a hand basket and several bottles. If one can handle the sketchiness of the act, a shopping cart and the fire exit can also be used. A bottle run will get you a good year on probation, so if someone behind your back tells you to stop, run forest run.

Stoner A:"Dude Matt got tackled by 3 managers at Ralph's for trying to push a shopping cart full of JD out the fire exit!" Stoner B:"Are you serious, thats the 3rd time he's done a bottle run this week!"

Stoner A:"Yeah, that dumb ass kept doin it at the same store"

See jd, alcohol, ralphs, albertsons, prohibition, probation, drunk, hammered, myspace, felony, jail, shoplift, steal


15

Random Words:

1. First defined on the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," to "zhoozh" means to push up with flair. "After..
1. Having a large booty. Usually with a positive connotation. "Damn girl, you got a booty for days!"..
1. A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't. On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux &apos..