What is Bottle Skating?
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Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.
"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
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A purveyor of fine English jellies
I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberr..
