Bottom Cork

What is Bottom Cork?


1.

The last solid stool passed before a torrent of beer/curry fuelled shitpours out of the rectum.

"You were a while dear."

"Yes, I'm afraid I popped a bottom cork and the subsequent deluge was like alien blood, it damn near burned through the porcelin! It took an age to sort out."

"Oh err right, well shall we, erm continue..."

"Rather."

"Do you Charles Phillip Arthur George Winsor take Diana..."

See shit, slurry, rusty water, diarrhoea, the runs, poo, crap, tod


27

Random Words:

1. Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards. I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for ..
1. 1.the name of a character once protrayed by Adam Sandler of Saturday Night Live in the early 90's. 2.A derogotery term for Iraqi&..
1. When you use someone else's bathroom to poop without their knowledge or consent. I did not want to stank up our bathroom, so I had..