Bottom Cork

What is Bottom Cork?


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The last solid stool passed before a torrent of beer/curry fuelled shitpours out of the rectum.

"You were a while dear."

"Yes, I'm afraid I popped a bottom cork and the subsequent deluge was like alien blood, it damn near burned through the porcelin! It took an age to sort out."

"Oh err right, well shall we, erm continue..."

"Rather."

"Do you Charles Phillip Arthur George Winsor take Diana..."

See shit, slurry, rusty water, diarrhoea, the runs, poo, crap, tod


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