Bought A Jaguar

What is Bought A Jaguar?


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When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.

"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"

See jaguar, mistake, pool, british, car


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