What is Bought A Jaguar?
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When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
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Random Words:
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another name for a royal shit.
Oh those tacos are acting up, i have to take a doogieboomba!
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a really putrid vagina
that chick i had last night had a really smelly kipper fanny
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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
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To have a wank.
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