What is Bought A Jaguar?
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When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
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The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.
I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon dow..