Bought A Jaguar

What is Bought A Jaguar?


1.

When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.

"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"

See jaguar, mistake, pool, british, car


86

Random Words:

1. a semi-cool kid who thinks he's the shit I met this kid named Zenger at this weird hotel...and we once wrote a porno. See i dont ..
1. Bored and/or Horny. a combination of both. I'm sittin by myself and I'm Borney. See bored, horny, alone, bla..
1. Basically a place where you can get your girlfriend on, where boys do their text messaging to show off for them. They say it's a pl..