What is Bought A Jaguar?
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When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
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Random Words:
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vagina that looks like a roastbeef canoe
See Joe Mama..
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(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.
Likely from "premature"..
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a good amount of money
Dane-"I made like 50 dollars today"
Spicoli-"Righteous bucks."
See righteous, bucks, money..