Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Assraped

1. 1. Literal - To be the recipient of anal sex against one's will. 2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to..

A+++

1. Holy! I got A+++ on my rhyming English narrative, and how? Snow White is a crappy 'phairy-tail'...

Red Mist

1. A feeling of extreme competitiveness or anger that temporarily clouds one's judgment. When that guy cut me off, the red mist washe..

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