Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zomgies

1. Like zombies, but with more "zomg" OH NO, ZOMGIES! *Shotguns* See zombies, zomg, zombie, omg, zomgie..

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1. to emphasize on how good something looks. Usually used to describe how good someone's clothing is. yo that boy over there lookin ..

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1. The force of your piss hitting the water in a toilet. Increases when you push hard or really have to piss. God ive been holding it in f..

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