Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Volkswank

1. 1. To wank (masturbate) in your Volkswagen. (Golf, beetle, bus) "Where were you during the show?" "I was busy having a ..

Homi G

1. The term that refers to a combo master Homi G= Baby OC See ninja, karate kid, combos, fail..

Nisp

1. A Nasty Intolaerable Stanky Pussy. I was gonna go down on her, but she had a NISP. See nisp, nasty, stanky, pussy..

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