Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Labre

1. See larry. LABRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one All your labre are belong to us!!! See Vivec..

Ftftfwmf

1. An acronym, recently adopted by various members of the National Air Traffic Controller's Assosciation as an unofficial motto. FTFT..

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

1. A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle) Such a small dick, that h..

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