Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Mother Doucher

1. a name to call someone when you are ether, in school, or a place you cannot cuss in. very good thing to call sumone when they are acting..

Zooboomafoo

1. a person who has a sister, that is extremily hot and everyone wants to bang in the ass!!! ross's sister..

Z103 Cacaw

1. Z103 Cacaw - Premium internet radio and chat. Often down, center of drama, originated on partyvan. cacaw I'm listening to Z103 Ca..

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