Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Clean Sheets

1. When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know. I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on ..

Fassl

1. total BAMFS. dude did you see those fassls walk by? yeah man, those twins are damnnn fine. See fossil, fassi, badass, cool..

Jen Syndrome

1. to trip over everything and run into poles on a daily basis. Look that freshie totally has jen syndrome. See jen syndrome, jen, syndro..

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