Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

B.m.

1. Short for bowel movement. The act of dropping shit Sorry, I need to have a b.m., where are the jakes? 2. Short for "baby mama,&..

Yazezeh

1. Neurotic, delusional character from the audio series CSY. Owns a dog known infamously as 'Bruceh' and various other pets such..

All That Crap

1. all that other stuff "You know, like washing the dishes, taking out the trash, and all that crap" "we're going to ..

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