Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Tny

1. tny is a synonym for your porn folder located on your computer. "Shit! My mum found my tny the other day!" See porn, compute..

Owned All Over The Place

1. to be severly "owned" by someone or something; to get "owned" someone or something in a extreme fashion Dockers: &q..

Doll Hair

1. The universal currency for douchebags world wide.. 5 dollars!? I'll give you 100 doll hairs for it! He he. See doll, hair, douche..

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