Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Urb

1. acrononym for u r bad person 1 - hey, urb person 2 - FUCK YOU URB person 1 - no, urb person 2 - FUCK YOU See urb, bad, u, r, herb ..

Groseclose

1. The coolest fucking kid in the whole world. This guy is everyone's best friend. He has friends in every country of the world, plus ..

Jibz

1. Jibz - propper noun - a south african chatter on irc (its a VERY rare occurance to find an african with internet.) Jibz you are proball..

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