Bought The Monkey Edit Meaning

1. When sexual intercourse is interrupted and one must force sudden and often uncomfortable climax. Her dad walked in so I had to pull a f..

1. An extremely large or bulbous head. I tried, in vain, to buy my girlfriend a new hat for her birthday. Apparently hats do not come in s..

1. When people add vodka or some other form of alchol into their Starbucks drink, mainly to help forget that they just spent 8 bucks on a c..