Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Gerard Way

1. Amazingly talented singer and frontman of My Chemical Romance, beautiful voice. Puts on one hell of a live show. Often wears red stained..

Aveposted

1. A forum, IRC channel, Internet community, or instant message which has been recently Spammedwith quality spamby an Aveposter. The DarkG..

Jaybsty

1. A jaybsty is a slang word for a homosexual who hides his sexuality Damn you are such a jaybsty - just come out and be yourself See gay..

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