Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zenteno

1. Stupidest thing around. An annoying person who is really, REALLY sensitive and will cry for stupid reasons. "You are such a Zenten..

James Rankin

1. The only hot vegetarian dmb fan with a firedancer tattoo in the world. The male counterpart to Sarah Shepard, (see Sarah Shepherd ). Has..

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

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