Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Moobwap

1. Used commonly in mafia games to express ones tergiversation and nescience towards another. Usually used in the form, MOOBWAP: <userna..

Up For It

1. (English/Scouse slang) I agree to go ready "You up for going down the pub?" "Yeah mate, im up for it" 2. So ex..

Hershey Highway Rider

1. someone, usually a homosexual male, that partakes in the ramming of the shit canal. an ass pirate 'O gay lover of the bum' ..

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