Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Bob Nob

1. A reference to oral sex- for a man. I wouldn't let that bitch bob my nob!..

Cunt-puncher

1. One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc. "Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude...

W33d

1. teh 1337est way of spelling weed See Beaver 2. 1337 5|*34|< (leet speak) for weed. OMG 1 r 5|/|0|<1|| 73|-| w33d! Dude this w..

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