Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zenkai

1. In Dragonball Z, it's the power boost a Saiyan gets whenever he recovers from a mortal wound after losing a fight to an opponent. ..

Yeses

1. sexual stimulation of one's partner characterized by erotic and sensual noises such as moaning or repeating the word "yes"..

Condom Baby

1. A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushe..

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