Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Urga

1. Urga, meaning Food. "Let's travel to urgatopia!(food land)" - Jihad..

Text Delay

1. The event which happens during an IM or Text message when a question is asked along with a statement, resulting in a reaction to the sta..

1:30 O'clock

1. The time of night when the black hole takes over the world and we are transformed into a caniballistic time period. Run for your lives,..

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