Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Pooftie

1. Adjective or noun describing someone as gay in a derogatory way. Morrisey is such a pooftie man. If you don't make this basket yo..

Iym

1. Something Very cute/adorable and can also be used in the meaning of Dorky or Lame Iym!! that dog is so cute! See cute, dorky..

Rithy

1. Cocky asian guy that likes to talk about his car. Very nice when the time is. Makes donuts at nights, likes to control little kids to ..

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