Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zeis

1. v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail); When Ben lost the Halo match against severa..

Gandhi Dot

1. An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead. May also be used ..

Unprofor

1. United Nations Protection Force UNPROFOR Troops failed to stop the massacre at Srebrenica. See MK..

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