Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Deffers

1. short for definately are you coming out tonight? deffers..

Flardladl

1. 1.) Something undescribable You:Hey, i made you a present for your birthday! Other: Wow, thanks, what is it? You: Well ... it's ..

Oakmont

1. Town of uppity rich people who hate on a near by town "verona". Filled with pot heads and loser kids who buy drugs from the ne..

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