Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zbeck

1. ZBeck is slang for homosexual. Also well known for all black thin bottomed vans, or his skinny jeans cut offs. ZBeckis mostly seen with ..

Namsangdog

1. compounded and shortened ghetto vernacular for " know what i'm saying dog" Yo, that shit is fo real, namsangdog! See bl..

Lundimous

1. A very attractive individual "Oh, wow.. She is looking very lundimous today!" See hot, sexy, attractive, fine, fugly, gross,..

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