Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Jeunj

1. Short for "Johannesburg", when spoken in a Portuguese accent. "Hi, I am looking for Manuel". "Manuel, no here..

Vance Fog

1. The most pimped out kid EVAR, he pimps hoes left to right and gets laid every 5 seconds! Don't mess with this kid. Vance Fog pwns ..

Jonuts

1. a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (jonuts) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy jonuts all up in yo..

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