Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Nut-chomp

1. a damn chompper of nutz! shut up u nut-chomp! Gimme back my nutz...

Heevy Jeevies

1. To be creeped out by an individual, usuaully after an invitation to an unwanted date, such as a dinner. Tisha had the Heevy Jeevies aft..

Gubbles

1. An untypical obese man; one who giggles with his ginormous lobes flopping in the air. Oh no! That boy just got rolled over by that Gubb..

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