Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Kahless

1. A really kick ass guy. If you know someone called kahless, he just pwns all. Hey have you saw Lord Kahless's Domain?..

Zorked

1. adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips a..

Your Gayness

1. A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends. Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to ea..

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