Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Investtard

1. A retarded person making stupid ass investments in the stock market. Like pumptards, they make false & exagerated statements but th..

M'dear

1. Abbreviated way of writing "my dear". Used in an affectionate way to refer to either gender. Also used as "m'deary&q..

Ohmafaga

1. holyshitmothafuckerrrrr. basicalllllly omfg slurrrrrred Ohmafaga you is sho cute! See ohmafaga, omfg, holy fucking shit, oh em eff ..

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