Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

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1. Used when referring to someone's propensity to be a douche bag. Man, Bagg is really douchin' it up tonight. See douche, bagg..

5 Cent Crack

1. when you can see someone's huggies, or underwear and you can virtually see the crack "on the piggy bank" the opening is ..

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