Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zorroing

1. After sexual intercourse, this involves taking the used condom and proceeding to slap your partner around the face with it 3 times, in t..

Ingoranus

1. An ignorant asshole George Bush is an ignoranus See Q..

Klemme

1. Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual. Guy 1: Let's have gay sex! Guy 2: Oh! You&apos..

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