Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zmanzero

1. a brilliant fellow. wise, with a sparky sense of humor. and good looking. "yes virginia, i pine for a zmanzero too..."..

Zalzaabar

1. the word zalzaabar comes from the mispranunciation of a star wars knights of the old republic, the word originates from daniel mould. he..

Buttspray

1. The juicy fart that causes a spray. My juicy fart caused buttspray...

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