Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Liltf

1. Stands for "Laceigh I'd Like To Fuck." Say if your friend has a really attractive sister with the name Laceigh, she woul..

Kenga

1. same as slut in portuguese! filha de uma kenga! son of a slut See vitor..

Yumptious

1. Something that is so tasty it is both Yummy and Scrumptious. That was yumptious..

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