Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

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1. Fork in ass. Zarpex: >_% stupid AIM, i can't join the chat >_% See Gix..

Mary Lane

1. Slang for Marihuana. ''Could you pass me some Mary Lane brah?'' See weed, marihuana, cannabis, skunk, joint..

Etna

1. Vassal of Laharl, and possibly the sexiest demon in the netherworld, short of the succubus "Wow, Etna just killed like 20 people w..

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