Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Quimdodger

1. Man who dodges or avoids quims, as prefers the bum love, AKA Homosexual or Gay man Go fondle some cock yer big quimdodger! See quim, g..

Qweps

1. A very fine looking women. Yo, shes Qweps, ayt 1. A very fine looking women. Yo, shes Qweps, ayt..

Tummage

1. the area of skin that lyes between a 2-sizes too small shirt and jeans. That girl has some serious tummage going on in her love handle ..

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