Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Matanuska Thunderfuck

1. An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extr..

Scubari

1. Scubari means good, normally expressed in a moment of excitement. After boning a bird from behind John gasped saying Scubari as he shot..

Kiezki

1. -slang term for a european penpal, or long distant friendship. A best-friend that is extremely trustworty and loyal. A friend that eve..

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