Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

O. Henry-esque

1. Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending. "The Village" had a very O..

Uber-fool

1. Noun - 1. a democrat and/or anyone who votes for a democrat. 2. a person who refuses to see/accept the truth. 3. a liberal. 4. a pers..

Imren

1. A type of poser. Usually found either in NYC or Virginia, and is always wearing a turban. Normally screaming something obnoxious. Stay a..

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