Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Kafunks

1. one who eats suntan lotion excessively That boy is such a kafunks..

Plaiddict

1. Someone who is completely and utterly addicted to plaid. Player 1: Have you seen Billy's shirt today? Player 2: Yup, same as alw..

J.k. Rowling

1. A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter ..

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