Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Everyting Cris

1. All things will be well Dont worry about Rudolph spilling the bubbly over the persian rug. You can have one of the chaps at the dry cl..

Rbr

1. raped beyond repair stacy got drunk last night and got rbr. then she had to go to the hospital! See rape, beyond, repair, drunk, sex ..

1. noun. fear monger. Inordinatly stupid man who when given great power becomes frightening. # 1 Player in the "Axis of Evil"..

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