Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

W00tmon

1. The Jamaican way to say w00t (an expression of happiness or excitement) Jim: Hey Jamaican mon! Jane: You are so awesome mon! Jim: w00..

Carpini'd

1. To get a very bad deal on an automobile purchase. Did you see Eric's new ride? He got carpini'd yo! See screwed, fucked, thi..

99% Sure

1. A phrase used when you think something is right but you really don't know jack shit. Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business tri..

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