Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Hesseford

1. A fucking loser who no one likes. Very flambouyantly gay. also know as a Hes-E Look at hesseford trying to fuck that goat! (mehheh) Se..

Vanaja

1. Slang for a spicy vagina. Especially the vagina of a woman from India, Pakistan, or other South Asian countries with spicy cuisine. My ..

Imak

1. your mom in arabic >who got bitch slapped? >imak!!! See raed..

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