Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Gbwdoo

1. gooo- SEXUALLY AMAZING BOO- really really freaky, like old woman coming to beat u with sticks freakay woo- EXTREMELY HAPPY PHRASE EXCL..

Ed O'brien

1. The other guitarist for Radiohead. You know, the tall one. Ed O'Brien is a massive, hip-thrusting rock God. See radiohead, guitar..

Crunchdonkey

1. and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdon..

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