Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Peeky

1. thin or skinny, but not excessively so. when a person's body is in shape and looking just right looking SEE ripped Betsy's..

Oneupsmanship

1. noun. The act or quality of being better, i.e. to "one-up" another. Someone with highly honed oneupsmanship is able to easil..

None The Less

1. The root of "none the less" or "never the less" might be "no less" or "no less than", with "..

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