Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

W3wt

1. An expression of joy and excitement. See w00t for further clarification. <tickettack>I just picked up SOCOM II! <DJ_PsYkiK&g..

W202

1. A sick model mercedes driven by those with incredible taste in automobile. Generally the car of choice for your everyday backrow thug. ..

Diyock

1. Like beyotch, but for a guy. "Listen up diyock, this is important." See diock, ass-hat, pal..

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