Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Schysta

1. Origin: DC metropolitan area A person good with a handblade. youngin a shysta, he'll cut ya ass. See skittlez 2. to be able to..

Cheesy Bob

1. The name for a wood louse, apparently originating in Guildford, Surrey, UK and known only to those from the town. "Oh no, there&ap..

Madness G

1. A friendly person who is addicted to gaming(preferred to be CoD4) ,hence, the madness. The "G" does NOT stand for games, it ju..

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