Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Omyg

1. It's like "Oh my gosh" Omyg what happened? See omg, whatever, stupid, oh my god, retard..

Fbow

1. for better or worse. ...to have and to hold from this day forward, fbow, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health... See for, b..

Huizar

1. a sexy short haired boy that is almost always chewing gum. *munch munch munch* "he's always chewing gum!" "yeah, ..

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