Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Ladyfwap

1. intransitive verb. Female masturbation. Cor, Easty, you sexy ginger fuck. *ladyfwaps* Sorry, I didn't hear you dear. I was ladyf..

Vhorstmas

1. The festival of VHORST, as decreed by the gods of VHORST. Interpreted by the ignorant as 'Christmas', VHORSTMAS is the true fe..

Mingepek

1. when a person has both sex organs or MiK Kirk 2. Somebody who is a complete muthafucking tit basher OR richard cherry "You ..

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