Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

Mulletdom

1. A mythical zone, where you go when you grow a mullet. Population: lots. Ruler: Jon S. Stock. Exports: Midwestern Rock Bands Citize..

You, Me, And Dupre

1. it is code for when you and a selected buddy, friend, frat brother, etc...want to have to have a threesome with an escort, slut, whore, ..

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