Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Estherlavista

1. The (so-called) founder of this wonderful website! Also an annoying robot the talks to you at strange hours of the morning shouting CHIX..

Paradigm Shift

1. 1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords. 2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it d..

Dogystyle

1. me and yo mama all night long..

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