Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Sly Off

1. If you have been called a "sly off" then you have snook off with a friend right after being with another friend. This was use..

Coin Slut

1. A girl who is constantly displaying a coin slot. Pull your freaking pants up. Invest in a belt, you coin slut. See coin slot, ass cra..

Bauncher

1. wack, sucks, horrible. That movie was bauncher. or She gives baucher head...

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