Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Dumpsquat

1. noun, used as a way to describe when a person has to take a poop outside Ewwwww, I can't believe that he just took a dumpsquat rig..

Hollywuud Rollin

1. Hollywuud Also Known as Holindale,Florida.Hollywuud Rollin is when you are like a Gangster. Or When your looking fresh. 1.)Yo Im Holl..

God Hates Puppies

1. A group of individuals who believe that God hates all Puppies and those whom allow Puppies to exist ("Puppies Haters"). They d..

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