Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Valleygoth

1. A cross between a Valley Girl, and a Goth Chick. A Valleygoth girl will usually upspeak, but might have jet-black hair, pale white skin..

M-killa

1. (not just a girl from a little town in Virginia) My rapper name. Soon to be multiplatinum rapper. More hardcore than you. M-killa has..

Rumpispumpis

1. smelly bottom, fart, wind that person has a bit of a rumpispumpis See fart, wind, flatulance, flatulence, pump..

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