Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Jarid

1. an extremely bangin kid from new B mass all the girls wanna do cute girl: yooo you know jarid Cute girl2: omg hes so hot cute girl:..

Tread Marks

1. The holes left over from herion usage Nice tread marks dude 2. Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left o..

Raenine

1. a cool name. came from a lady who died from cancer. passed down for generations. pronounced:Ray-neing people who have the middle name..

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