Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Up The Shitter

1. anal sex... need i say more hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate See shitter, shit, anal, sex, bumfun..

Zoz

1. Commonly used in chat rooms to express sadness,oppposite of lol Today I couldn't find a hot partner to c2c with so I settled on a ..

W00ns0ck3t

1. The l33t3st city in Rh0de Isl4nd. "Dude, I just drove through w00ns0ck3t?" "a/s/l???"..

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