Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Lollerpiss

1. the need to urinate after too much lol'ing zomg i need to lollerpiss, brb See lol, loller, pee, piss, urine..

Vendejo

1. Spanish slang meaning 'dick head'. Say chello to my lil fren', Vendejo! See donkey..

Voibs

1. Southern California slang. A friendly greeting. Similar to heyor what's up. Sometimes voibs is all you need to say. Also a word to ..

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