Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Randy Boy

1. randy signifying the slang term for 'yes', or 'yeah baby', coupled with the combined adjective of 'boy', d..

Hay

1. A basterdization of the greeting, "Hey". Commonly used by /b/tards on 4chan. "Hay guyz, what's going on!?" 2...

Anti-relationship

1. when a person you really fancy says to you, do you just wanna have fun cus im not really the one for relationships! you heart crumbles ..

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