Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Upper Lip Suprise

1. when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache. That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise See sexy, unappealing, cop, s..

Die Dye

1. When you want clothes dye, to die. Die, dye! Or I'll kick your butt!..

Nqa

1. No Questions Asked. (for people who are too lazy to type) NQA, Don Imus is a Nappy-Headed Ho. See nqa, no, questions, question..

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