Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Prosit

1. "Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim. Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to th..

Ecspecially

1. An idiot's pronunciation of the word especially. While the origin of the extra "c" is unknown, this particular pronunciat..

Viozio9

1. Stay away from any driver who has this license plate. It's POISON spelled backward! Whoever has that VIOZIO9 for a vanity pla..

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