Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

The Flynn

1. An alcoholic drink containing: 1 1/2 oz cheap Canadian Whiskey, 1 Egg. Directions: Pour Whiskey in cocktail glass, crack raw egg into s..

Queer Eye

1. the instinctive eye that gays have for cosmopolitan life (stereotype) George used his queer eye to pick out clothes tonight to wear to ..

Manda Cakes

1. its what the combination of "manda kay hanks". which is what my girlfriends name will be when we get married hey manda cakes ..

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