Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zayac

1. The act of Being or doing something; gay,queer, wiggerish, or stupid. Hey did you just see that gay looking kid with an earing in his e..

Lorded

1. Drunk, Shitfaced, Pissed. Like loaded but one stage above. Hierarchically in terms of drunkenness very high up the scale :) Did u see b..

Ufv

1. Unofficial Fan Video (such as a picture/video clip montage of a band with one of their songs in the background) Damn, that Maroon 5 UFV..

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