Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Zanjan

1. Zanjan, formally known as Iranian/Persian Kush, is an exotic strand of marijuana that originated in Northwestern Iran. This strand of ma..

Uberwhomp

1. Somethimg or someone who is being unfair. Man, this show is uberwhomp!..

Uffe

1. 1. adj. flaming homosexual 2. The highest score on a scale of homosexuality, 1 being straight, uffe being in hot pants and a gold scard..

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