Bought The Monkey

What is Bought The Monkey?

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.

Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.

Shazibear

1. word used to describe a girl that's very very cute.. but very very sexy at the same time.. sexy hot adorablesweetpretty beautiful ..

Ersty

1. anything from weird, wack, crazy, dumb, happy, lame, etc. Joanne was lighting a ciggartte and burned her nose. she screamed,"That&..

Veld

1. The face that is made when the grundle is being tongued and licked from a person of the opposite sex. After my work out I received some..

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