Boulder Archwelder

What is Boulder Archwelder?


1.

After the girl has fallen asleep, the male ejaculates on her eyelids and allows the ejaculate to dry and harden on her eyelids, making it impossible to open her eyes. The stupid bitch.

I gave Natalie a Boulder Archwelder last night, and took off like a rocket from that skank's pad.

See jizz, eyes, farts, girl


81

Random Words:

1. One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but stil..
1. To masturbate while wearing a condom, usually as a means of avoiding making a mess. Don't be fooled by all these condom wrappers l..
1. a verbal term used to advertise the fact that you have crack cocain for sale. as obama strolled down the block with dick in hand he utt..