Boulder Archwelder

What is Boulder Archwelder?

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After the girl has fallen asleep, the male ejaculates on her eyelids and allows the ejaculate to dry and harden on her eyelids, making it impossible to open her eyes. The stupid bitch.

I gave Natalie a Boulder Archwelder last night, and took off like a rocket from that skank's pad.

See jizz, eyes, farts, girl
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