Boulder Edit Meaning

1.

A city in Colorado, home of the University of Colorado. A crazy town consisting of primarily hippies, stoners, a couple of rich areas, and of course, the college. Very large party school.

Hey John, been up to Boulder lately? I hear there was a massive couch burning yesterday, until they realized that all the reefer was going up too.

2.

A very... unique town in Colorado. Population consists of Left-wingers, weird hippies, Buddhists, old people and hobos. It is an unwritten law in Boulder that you must never eat anything processed, only things from the earth. Another rule is that you must be as bizarre looking as possible. Oh yeah, the University of Colorado's there too.

I went to Boulder and found a hobo who had locked himself in a dumpster.

3.

The only city in the whole USA, where you'll find tailgaters grilling tofu and veggie meat instead of ribs, burgers, hotdogs, steak, etc

Boulder guy to his denver friend: hey man what do you say we go tailgate at the game today

Denver friend: cool i got to go to the store and pick up the meat

Boulder guy: wtf??!!

See hippies, vegans, stoners

4.

1.) Big Jugs

2.) Oddball town in Colorado

We went into Boulder and were greeted by some ultra-modern hippies driving Subarus and wearing Birkenstocks, and what was really weird was they had bongos.

See John Denver

5.

A city north west of Denver. Known to many who come there and want to be cool as the bubble. It is a very active town, many athletes come there to train for the high elevation and hip trendy happenings. Many athletes will also come there because they are bike racers that arent any good but think by moving to boulder they will be good, and at least be able to name drop. Home to many past and present professional cyclist: Scott Moninger, Chris Baldwin, Tyler Hamilton, Chris Wherry (born there now a resident of Durango CO) Chuck Coyle, Go Go. Andrew the terminator Bajadali and many more. Several current or former pros have also lived there such as Dan Schmatz, Alex candelario and Jeff corbett. Many australian athletes come there and steal our women because they talk funny. Reports are coming in recently that former northeaster Hardware NJ state cat 5 champ (reigning and current) Pete Lopinto resides there as well.

this one time, i was riding along in the bubble with Henk, moninger, baldwin and a bunch of other pros and we saw Rory Sutherland riding too, it was so cool, boulder is cool, i am so cool, i put out 45 more watts just living here. someday ill make over 15k

Masters race 1: I might leave my family an set up shop in boulder

Masters racer 2: Why would you do that?

Masters racer 1: i just really think i could get a ride on AEG Toshiba and win masters nationals. Bostick has been coaching me he says the elevation and the quality of riding partners will make me better.

See cycling, boulder, bubble, spandex, cream

6.

Boulder is the coolest place in USA where i live

Hey where do you live? i live in New York

I live in Boulder man

awwww!!! dang!! i wanna live there

See new york, nevada, jonathan, mexico

7.

A 30 of Keystone/ keystone light/ or keystone ice

Im gunna go to the liqour store to pick up a boulder. We are gunna be breaking stones off that all night.

See beer, keystone, booze, chug, drunk