What is Boulder Juice?
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When massive mammories (breast sizes above 38-D), produce sweat of epic proportions collecting enough liquid in the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders to fill a coke can. If one were to ring out this rancid brine from a bra after a hot summer day and drink it, the effects parallel a bad acid trip. When one neglects to wash the boulder juice from the bra and re-dons the garmet, a cornicopia of microrganisms will grow exponentially and result in breast rot.
I used to have a bra until boulder juice dissolved my
42-JJ on a hot summer's night.
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