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A ho; A person who has been poked too many times to count
Ellen: Do you know Lisa? She seems like a nice girl.
Jenny: Nice? That girl..
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v.: The act of (in order) taking a shot of whisky, beating your children and wife/girlfriend, taking a bite of a potato, chugging a beer..
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Masturbation while taking in a smooth duck buttery jazz piece. Although recommended, Spandex is not required.
Shit, I'm gonna perf..