What is Bouncing The Bearded Clam?


1.

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"

Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."

Boyfriend: "Damn!"

See masturbating, masturbation, jerking off, getting off


91

Random Words:

1. Teenage girls tryin to be grown by looking like hookers Look at those hooker boppers in the background tryin to get in that old mans fa..
1. One of many possible fun uses of the über prefix. An über moron represents the pinnacle of pea-brain, the apex of asshole and the depth..
1. nashnash is some1 that rather men over women it is also a verb ani yenashnesh otach See lior 2. word refering to someone who acts li..