What is Bouncing The Bearded Clam?
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a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
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Verb. To mess around, to waste time.
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russian version of "BOLLOCKS!!"
like bollocksbu in russian
also means "christmas tree branches"
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a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, a..
