What is Bouncing The Bearded Clam?
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a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
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Feeding the baby
In an instant message. "Refueling the mini." (I am feeding my baby right now.)
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Like aerodynamic, except in water.
That Michael Phelps is one aquadynamic motherfucker.
See aerodynamic, aqua, swimming, fish, boats, ..