What is Bouncing The Bearded Clam?


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a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"

Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."

Boyfriend: "Damn!"

See masturbating, masturbation, jerking off, getting off


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