What is Bouncing The Bearded Clam?
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a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
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