What is Bouncing The Bearded Clam?
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a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
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Term used by coeds returning from holiday in southern sub-tropical beach-side resort towns to describe the state of their pigmentation.
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The opposite of provocative. Without sex appeal. Having nothing to offer. In fact...downright repulsive.
She thinks she is sexy and has..
