What is Bourbon Bog?
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After a hard night on the bourbon you will usually find that the next morning that it can be quite difficult to do a turd, it is quite large, very dark brown and unnusually sticky, this is called the
my bourbon bog was so sticky and enlarged that i was on the toilet for at least 3 hours and it ripped all the hair from my ass on its way out.
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after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
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One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.
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