Bourbon Sprawl

What is Bourbon Sprawl?

When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.

#1: "Last night was crazy"

#2: "I don't really remember last night"

#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"

#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"

See bourbon, sprawl, whiskey, drunk, stupid, passed out

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