What is Bourbons, Jaffa Cakes And Jammy Dodgers?


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possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.

They own you. AND your mum.

it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.

this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."

"BOURBONS, FTW."

"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."

"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.

as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

See your mum, cookies, derkhead


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