What is Bourgewater?
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A melding of bourgeois and water. Bourgewater is bottled water, purportedly from exotic locations, that is overpriced despite having a nearly identical chemical composition to tap water. These products are sold to upper class whites who have disposable income and live in close proximity to bourgeois food stores such as Sun Harvest, Wild Oats, Whole Foods, Central Market and numerous others.
Oh my, pilates just tuckered me out this afternoon. I believe I will go acquire some bourgewater to sate my thirst.
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