Bovarian Napkin

What is Bovarian Napkin?

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

See ejaculate, napkin, mask, paper mache, sexy

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