Bovine Plate Job

What is Bovine Plate Job?


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A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.

While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.

See plate job, asexual


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