Bovine Scatologist

What is Bovine Scatologist?


1.

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

See bullshitter, bser, blowhard, boaster

2.

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.


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