What is Bovine Scatologist?
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A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
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It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/
My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.
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ad-swearword; used in conjunction with additional swearwords to amplify the meaning.
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