What is Bovinity?
1.
The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.
"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."
2.
In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.
"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."
