Bowel Carrots

What is Bowel Carrots?

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

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