What is Bowel Howl?
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A Fart: A fart of specific audiophonic quality, a long melancholy sound with a gradual drop in tone identical to the howl of a wolf
It was a still moonlit night, my last meal contained raw onions, the dusty old house lay silent. Out of respect for partner I lay on my side pulled back the duvet, letting out
a spectacular 'bowel howl' the likes of which would inspire a novel by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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A person who speaks the language of the vagina.
Rosie O'Donnell is a vaginophone.
Tom Cruise claims he's a vaginophone.
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When you have sex with a virgin girl on a water bed.
"Last night i had myself one hell of a cherry float!"..
