What is Bowel Trowel?
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The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.
"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
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Comes from the bristol area, then became popular in caldicot. (near newport bre)
A saying is used to describe someone who is phatand go..
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1337 sp34k = leet speak = elite talk.
something used by hackers or someone who is bored in online gaming.
//007 = w00t = woot = yay.
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