What is Bowels?
1.
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
2.
The propper term for "Butt Cheeks."
I open my bowels in your general direction!
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
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Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.
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Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.
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