What is Bowie Bulge?
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An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.
Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.
I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil but some of the guys had some serious Bowie bulge going on.
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