Bowie Bulge

What is Bowie Bulge?


1.

An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.

Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.

I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil but some of the guys had some serious Bowie bulge going on.

See bulge, genitals, spandex, bowie, cameltoe


56

Random Words:

1. A fan of the legendary Zug Izland "The legendary Zug Izland is here Zuggalos!!!!"..
1. Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man. Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Ka..
1. A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode i dont think u want an example 2. A pathetic excus..