What is Bowie Scumbag?
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An inhabitant of the city of Bowie, MD. Known for consuming large quntities of beer, throwing epic parties, and having an heir of indifference regarding good sportsmanship or the welfare of others.
Matt and Kyle tag teamed tht girl and then told her father all about it. They are both Bowie Scumbags.
Doug is such a Bowie scumbag he drank a twelve pack of Heineken, and then chased it with a Handle bottle of Jack before passing out on the recliner naked watching porn.
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