Bowieism

What is Bowieism?


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the unwavering, unbreakable worship of david bowie. he is our master and has really kool eyes. he will rise again at the end of time and bring good music back to the earth. he will obliderate: gays, french people, the country of france, 50 cent, people who write krappy books, child molesters, fat chicks, n' the french language. some branches are queenism n' nine-inch nailism n' pretty much anyone that david bowie made a song with... ism

non-bowieist: i wish i was a bowieist, cuz' i dont wanna die at the end of time

bowieist: *kicks non-bowieist in the sack n' laughs, saying...*"u suck, n u kant join bowieism cuz' you're .00000000000001% french"

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