Bowl Cracker

What is Bowl Cracker?

A shit so heavy and dense that upon expulsion it cracks the toilet bowl.

"Frank, you need a new shitter."

"Why?"

"I just dropped a bowl cracker and its leaking now."

Muwey

1. Almost (rotten) but not quite yet. Cute word for Mushy "That was a muwey apple." See gross, icky, old, mushy..

Slipping A George

1. When you go to greet a female, instead of going for a hug, try to slip your hand down the front of their pants for a "feel". ..

Kuchizuke

1. Japanese way of saying kiss. pronounced coo-chee~zoo-kay Kuchizuke asa dachi baka inu kusu. See wet one, frenching, make out, kiss..

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