What is Bowl Freckler?
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Spattering diarrhea all over the inside of a toilet bowl, usually after consuming JoJo's savory wedges from a shittily maintained service deli. At $2.50 a pound, indigestion is cheaply purchased in a white bag at your local Vons.
I left a serious bowl freckler in the employee bathroom after grubbing a pound of those greasy ass potatoes.
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Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.
"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar..